The Hardcore OxygeNation

[Kittiwake]

BACK FROM THE DEAD UPDATE ( 20/4/08 ): Due to some wicked awesome collaborative spading going on between HCO and AFH, the guide will be able to be updated with current NS13 monster stat information. I'm still not back myself, just doing my job and keeping this guide updated with whats getting found, so don't thank me, thank Macman104 and QuantumNightmare for organising this project. I'd recommend to help out if you can, its pretty simple enough to do.

Stat update (05/5/08 ): Sorry for being slack and not keeping up, but the latest batch of stats has been updated. Whats new includes: Barrrney's Barrr, Fc'le, Post-war Junkyard, Post-war Sonofa Beach, Bat hole, Degrassi Knoll, Palindome, Post-cyrpt cemetary, Castle, Haunted conservatory, Is anyone even reading this, Haunted Library, Wine Cellar, Thungnerdome, Camp Logging Camp, South of the border, Ultra-hydrated desert, Pyramid and the Oasis.

Random update: I still hate the 8) smiley

Part 1
Introduction
8-Bit Realm
An Incredibly Strange Place
The Barrel Full of Barrels
The Bat Hole
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
Cobb's Knob
Cola Wars Battlefield
The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
The Daily Dungeon
Part 2
The Defiled Cyrpt
The Misspelled Cemetary (After Bonerdagon)
Degrassi Knoll
The Dire Warren
The Dungeons of Doom
The eXtreme Slope
Fernswarthy's Tower
The "Fun" House
The Goatlet
The Haunted Pantry
The Hedge Maze and Lair
The Hippy Camp
The Hole in the Sky
The Icy Peak
The Icy Peak in the Recent Past
Itznotyerzitz Mine
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
The Misspelled Cemetary
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
The Orcish Frat House
The Palindome
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
The Road to White Citadel
The Sleazy Back Alley
Part 3
South of the Border
The Spectral Pickle Factory
Spookyraven Manor
The Spooky Forest
The Typical Tavern
The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm
Whitey's Grove
Muscle Sign Areas
Myst Sign Areas
Moxie Sign Areas
Ultra Rare Monsters
Other/Miscellaneous Monsters
Monsters of Interest
Delevelling/Stunner List
Battle Mechanics
-Hit Rate
-Damage
-Criticals and Fumbles
-Damage Absorption
-Initiative (work in progress)
Contributors and other awesome people
Part 4 - NS13 Areas
Hidden City
Spookyraven Wine Cellar
The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
An Oasis
An Ancient Buried Pyramid
Black Forest
Frat House (War Time)
Hippy Camp (War Time)
Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
The Themthar Hills
McMillicancuddy's Farm
The Organic Orchard
Sonofa Beach
The Junkyard
The Battlefield


Introduction
What the hell is this...?
This guide attempts to detail the exact value of various monster statistics, which can be used for a whole lot of things. There are also some formulas and other things combat-related at the end of the guide as well.

Monsters, like you, have stats. They have Attack, which determines how likely they are to hit you, and how hard. They have Defense, which determines how likely they are to dodge your attacks, and how much damage will be reduced by. They have HP, which means how much damage you need to inflict before they die. They also have Init, which short for Initiative, this determines their chances of getting the first attack

Monsters also give sub-stat points upon being killed. This is known as XP, which is the total amount of points they will give, which will be split 50/25/25 between your main-stat and off-stats. XP is calculated by Attack/4. If the result is not an even number, such as 7.5 XP, then there is a chance of getting an additional substat. In this case, you will get 7 XP half of the time, and 8 XP the other half, so on average the monster will give 7.5 XP

If you equip a item with the effect + x ML, or have an effect that does the same, then the monster’s HP, Atk, and Def will all rise by 1 per 1 ML. The rise in Attack also means their XP value will go up accordingly, by .25 XP per 1 ML. +ML does not affect a monster’s Init value.

If there is a ?? listed, it means that that value is unknown. If there is a value but with a ?, such as 17? XP, it means the value is unconfirmed, but is a best guess and probably correct.

There is also elemental properties to be aware of. A monster can be assigned an Elemental Defense, which will be shown by ED: and the appropriate element. They may also have a number of Elemental Attacks, which will be shown by EA: along with the % of their attacks that are of that element. If a monster has both ED and EA, E: will be shown instead, with the %’s of elemental attacks as well.

The little circles represent the elements, you have Hot (), Stench (), Spooky (), Cold (), and Sleazy (). If you can't tell the difference, you can hover over the circle and you should get a little pop-up text with the name.


Without further crap, the list!


8-Bit Realm
Blooper - 15 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk
Bullet Bill - 15 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk
Buzzy Beetle - 15 HP - 4 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk
Goomba - 15 HP - 4 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk
Keese - 15 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk
Koopa Troopa - 15 HP - 4 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk
Octorok - 15 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk
Tektite - 15 HP - 4 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - EA: (20%)
Zol - 15 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk

An Incredibly Strange Place
Bad Trip
Zombie Baby - 20 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk
Trippy Floating Head (Religion) - 20 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - EA: (100%)
Trippy Floating Head (Stench) - 20 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - EA: (66%)
Trippy Floating Head (Todd) - 20 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - EA: (100%)
Swarm of Country Bats - 20 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk

Mediocre Trip
Urge to Stare at Your Hands - 50 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk
Really Interesting Wallpaper - 50 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk - EA: (50%)
Visible Music - 50 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk
The Best Carpet Ever - 50 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk
Feeling That You're Being Watched - 50 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk

Great Trip
Angels of Avalon - 150 HP - 36.25 XP - 145 Def - 145 Atk - EA: (50%)
Bustle in the Hedgerow - 150 HP - 36.25 XP - 145 Def - 145 Atk
Gathering of Angels? - 150 HP - 36.25 XP - 145 Def - 145 Atk - EA: (50%)
Higher Plane Serpents - 150 HP - 36.25 XP - 145 Def - 145 Atk
Elders of the Gentle Race - 150 HP - 36.25 XP - 145 Def - 145 Atk - EA: (33%)

The Barrel Full of Barrels
Mimic (Bottom 2 Rows) - 25 HP - 3.5 XP - 15 Def - 15 Atk
Mimic (Middle 2 Rows) - 35 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk
Mimic (Top 2 Rows) - 45 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk

The Bat Hole
The Bat Hole Entrance
Albino Bat - 8 HP - 3 XP -14 Def - 12 Atk
Pine Bat - 8 HP - 3.5 XP - 12 Def - 14 Atk EA: (50%)
Regular Old Bat - 8 HP - 3.25 XP - 13 Def - 13 Atk

Guano Junction
Baseball Bat - 9 HP - 4.25 XP -15 Def - 15 Atk
Briefcase Bat - 11 HP - 4.25 XP - 17 Def - 17 Atk
Perpendicular Bat - 12 HP - 4.5 XP - 18 Def - 18 Atk
Skullbat - 10 HP - 4 XP - 16 Def - 16 Atk - EA: (25%)
Doughbat - 8 HP - 3.5 XP - 14 Def - 14 Atk - EA: (25%)
Vampire Bat - 10 HP - 4.25 XP - 16 Def - 17 Atk EA: (25%) (25%)

The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
Batrat - 20 HP - 5.75 XP - 23 Def - 23 Atk
Ratbat - 22 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk

The Beanbat Chamber
Beanbat - 18 HP - 5.25 XP - 21 Def - 21 Atk - 60 Init

The Boss Bat's Lair
The Boss Bat - 40 HP - 8.75 XP - 33 Def - 35 Atk
Beefy bodyguard bat - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
Alphabet Giant - 150 HP - 36.25 XP - 145 Def - 145 Atk
Goth Giant - 150 HP - 32.25 XP - 130 Def - 130 Atk - EA: (33%)
Furry Giant - 150 HP - 33.75 XP - 135 Def - 135 Atk - EA: (33%)
Possibility Giant - 150 HP - 32.5 XP - 130 Def - 130 Atk
Procrastination Giant - 150 HP - 31.25 XP - 125 Def - 125 Atk 0 Init
Raver Giant - 150 HP - 35 XP - 140 Def - 140 Atk


Cobb's Knob
The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef - 1 HP - .5 XP - 2 Def - 2 Atk
Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist - 1 HP - .5 XP - 2 Def - 2 Atk
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team - 2 HP - .5 XP - 2 Def - 2 Atk - E: (100%)

Cobb's Knob Kitchens
Knob Goblin Chef - 15 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk
Knob Goblin Master Chef - 20 HP - 5.5 XP - 22 Def - 22 Atk
Elite Guard Captain - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Cobb's Knob Treasury
Knob Goblin Bean Counter - 20 HP - 6 XP - 22 Def - 24 Atk
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman - 30 HP - 8 XP - 26 Def - 30 Atk

Cobb's Knob Harem
Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman - 30 HP - 8 XP - 28 Def - 30 Atk
Knob Goblin Harem Girl - 20 HP - 6.25 XP -25 Def - 25 Atk - ED: - EA: (75%) (25%)

Cobb's Knob King's Chamber
The Knob Goblin King - 50 HP - 13.75 XP - 53 Def - 55 Atk

Knob Goblin Laboratory
Knob Goblin Mad Scientist - 25 HP - 10 XP - 40 Def - 40 Atk
Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist - 30 HP - 11.5 XP - 45 Def - 45 Atk

Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1
BASIC Elemental - 40 HP - 12.5 XP - 50 Def - 50 Atk
Fruit Golem - 46 HP - 14 XP - 56 Def - 56 Atk
Knob Goblin Mutant - 43 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk

Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2
Carnivorous Moxie Weed - 56 HP - 16.5 XP - 66 Def - 66 Atk
Grass Elemental - 50 HP - 15 XP -60 Def - 60 Atk
Weremoose - 53 HP - 15.75 XP - 63 Def - 63 Atk

Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3
Booze Giant - 66 HP - 19 XP - 76 Def - 76 Atk - 80 Init
Portly Abomination - 63 HP - 18.25 XP - 73 Def - 73 Atk - 70 Init
Spectral Jellyfish - 60 HP - 17.5 XP - 70 Def - 70 Atk - 60 Init

The Knob Shaft
Ghost Miner - 31 HP - 7.5 XP - 30 Def - 30 Atk - E: (100%) - Physical Immune

Cola Wars Battlefield
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer - 40 HP - 7.5 XP - 30 Def - 30 Atk
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier - 35 HP - 7.5 XP - 30 Def - 30 Atk
Cloaca-Cola Soldier - 30 HP - 7.5 XP - 30 Def - 30 Atk
Dyspepsi-Cola General - 40 HP - 7.5 XP - 30 Def - 30 Atk
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight - 35 HP - 7.5 XP - 30 Def - 30 Atk
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier - 30 HP - 7.5 XP - 30 Def - 30 Atk

The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
The Dark Neck of the Woods
Hellion - 52 HP - 13 XP - 47? Def - 52 Atk - E: (100%) - 90 Init
P Imp - 42 HP - 10.5 XP - 38 Def - 42 Atk - E: (100%) - 60 Init
W Imp - 40 HP - 10 XP - 36 Def - 40 Atk - E: (100%) - 60 Init

The Dark Heart of the Woods
Fallen Archfiend - 50 HP - 12.5 XP - 45 Def - 50 Atk - E: (100%)
G Imp - 46 HP - 11.5 XP - 42 Def - 46 Atk - E: (100%)
P Imp - 42 HP - 10.5 XP - 38 Def - 42 Atk - E: (100%) - 60 Init

The Dark Elbow of the Woods
Demoninja - 48 HP - 12 XP - 27 Def - 48 Atk 3 5 - E: (100%)
G Imp - 46 HP - 11.5 XP - 42 Def - 46 Atk - E: (100%)
L Imp - 44 HP - 11 XP - 40 Def - 44 Atk - E: (100%)

The Daily Dungeon
Apathetic Lizardman - 12 HP - 5 XP - ?? Def - 20 Atk
Dairy Ooze - 8 HP - 3.25 XP - 13 Def - 13 Atk
Dodecapede - 8 HP - 3 XP - 12 Def - 12 Atk
Giant Giant Moth - 11 HP - 3-4 XP - 12 Def - ?? Atk
Mayonnaise Wasp - 11 HP - 4.25 XP - 17 Def - 17 Atk
Pencil Golem - 11 HP - 3.75 XP - 15 Def - 15 Atk
Sabre-Toothed Lime - 8 HP - 3.5 XP - 14 Def - 14 Atk
Tonic Water Elemental - 14 HP - 4.5 XP - 18 Def - 18 Atk
Vampire Clam - 14 HP - 5 XP - 19 Def - 20 Atk

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The Defiled Cyrpt
The Defiled Nook
Spiny Skelelton - 50 HP - 13.5 XP - 54 Def - 54 Atk - E: (100%)
Toothy Sklelton - 50 HP - 14.25 XP - 58 Def - 57 Atk - E: (100%)
Giant Skeelton - 60 HP - 18.75 XP - 73 Def - 75 Atk - E: (100%)

The Defiled Cranny
Gluttonous Ghuol - 50 HP - 13.75 XP - 56 Def - 55 Atk - E: (100%)
Gaunt Ghuol - 50 HP - 13.75 XP - 56 Def - 55 Atk - E: (100%)
Huge Ghuol - 60 HP - 18.75 XP - 71 Def - 75 Atk - E: (100%)

The Defiled Alcove
Corpulent Zobmie - 50 HP - 13.25 XP - 55 Def - 53 Atk - E: (100%)
Grave Rober Zmobie - 50 HP - 14.5 XP - 59 Def - 58 Atk - E: (100%)
Conjoined Zmombie - 60 HP - 18.75 XP - 71 Def - 75 Atk - E: (100%)

The Defiled Niche
Senile Lihc - 50 HP - 14 XP - 57 Def - 56 Atk - E: (100%)
Slick Lihc - 50 HP - 15.75 XP -60 Def - 59 Atk - E: (100%)
Gargantulihc - 60 HP - 18.75 XP -73 Def - 75 Atk - E: (100%)

The Haert of the Cyrpt
The Bonerdagon - 120 HP - 22.5 XP - 90 Def - 90 Atk - E: (100%)

The Misspelled Cemetary (After Bonerdagon)
Corpulent Zobmie - 50 HP - 13.25 XP - 55 Def - 53 Atk - E: (100%)
Grave Rober Zmobie - 50 HP - 14.5 XP - 59 Def - 58 Atk - E: (100%)
Senile Lihc - 50 HP - 14 XP - 57 Def - 56 Atk - E: (100%)
Slick Lihc - 50 HP - 15.75 XP -60 Def - 59 Atk - E: (100%)
Gluttonous Ghuol - 50 HP - 13.75 XP - 56 Def - 55 Atk - E: (100%)
Gaunt Ghuol - 50 HP - 13.75 XP - 56 Def - 55 Atk - E: (100%)
Spiny Skelelton - 50 HP - 13.5 XP - 54 Def - 54 Atk - E: (100%)
Toothy Sklelton - 50 HP - 14.25 XP - 58 Def - 57 Atk - E: (100%)

Degrassi Knoll
Gnollish Bodybuilder - 5 HP - 2.5 XP - 10 Def - 10 Atk - EA: (40%)
Gnollish Crossdresser - 5 HP - 2.5 XP - 10 Def - 10 Atk - EA: (33.3%)
Gnollish Plungermaster -6 HP - 3.25 XP - 13 Def - 13 Atk - EA: (20%)
One-Eyed Gnoll - 5 HP - 2.75 XP - 11 Def - 11 Atk 20 20 - EA: (25%)
Guard Bugbear -6 HP - 3 XP - 12 Def - 12 Atk - EA: (20%)
Gnollish Sorceress - 5 HP - 2.75 XP - 11 Def - 11 Atk 20 20 - EA: (16.6%) (16.6%)
Gnollish Flyslayer - 5 HP - 2.5 XP - 10 Def - 10 Atk
Gnollish Gearhead - 5 HP - 2.5 XP -10 Def - 10 Atk
Gnollish Piebaker -8 HP - 3.25 XP - 13 Def - 13 Atk
Gnollish Tirejuggler - 6 HP - 3 XP - 12 Def - 12 Atk
Gnollish War Chef - 9 HP - 3.5 XP - 15 Def - 14 Atk


The Dire Warren
Fluffy Bunny - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk - 45 Init

The Dungeons of Doom
Swarm of Killer Bees - 45 HP - 10.25 XP - 39 Def - 41 Atk
Acid Blob - 40 HP - 9.5 XP - 38 Def - 38 Atk
Mind Flayer - 47 HP - 9.5 XP - 40 Def - 38 Atk
Large Kobold - 30 HP - 9.75 XP - 35 Def - 39 Atk
Quantum Mechanic - 51 HP - 9.25 XP - 37 Def - 37 Atk
Mimic - 50 HP - 11.25 XP - 45 Def - 45 Atk

The eXtreme Slope
Sk8 Gnome - 65 HP - 18.75 XP - 68 Def - 75 Atk
eXtreme Cross-Country Hippy - 65 HP - 14.6 XP - 66? Def - 73 Atk - E: (100%)
eXtreme Orcish Snowboarder - 65 HP - 18.5 XP - 75 Def - 74 Atk - E: (100%)

Fernswarthy's Tower
Brainsweeper - 9 HP - 4.5 XP - 18 Def - 18 Atk
Bread Golem - 8 HP - 4 XP - 16 Def - 16 Atk
Chowder Golem - 9 HP - 4.5 XP - 18 Def - 18 Atk - EA: (33%)
Giant Pair of Tweezers - 8 HP - 3-4 XP - 18 Def - ?? Atk
Weretaco - 8 HP - 4 XP - 16 Def - 16 Atk - EA (25%)
Yeast Beast - 8 HP - 4.25 XP - 17 Def - 17 Atk - EA (33%)
Lesser Fruit Golem - 9 HP - 4.5 XP - 18 Def - 18 Atk

The "Fun" House
Bugbear-In-The-Box - 11 HP - 4 XP - 18 Def - 16 Atk
Disease-In-The-Box - 14 HP - 4.5 XP - 18 Def - 18 Atk
Lemon-In-The-Box - 12 HP - 4.25 XP - 17 Def - 17 Atk
Scary Clown - 15 HP - 4.75 XP - 19 Def - 19 Atk - E: (75%)
Shaky Clown - 16 HP - 4.75 XP - 19 Def - 19 Atk - E: (100%)
Creepy Clown - 16 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk -E: (75%)

The Goatlet
Dairy Goat - 50 HP - 17 XP - 61? Def - 68 Atk -EA: (25%) - 80 Init
Drunk Goat - 50 HP - 17 XP - 61? Def - 68 Atk - 70 Init
Sabre-Toothed Goat - 50 HP - 17 XP - 61? Def - 68 Atk - 80 Init

The Haunted Pantry
Possessed Can of Tomatoes - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk
Fiendish Can of Asparagus - 1 HP - .5 XP - 2 Def - 2 Atk - E: (100%)
Flame-Broiled Meat Blob - 2 HP - .5 XP - 2 Def - 2 Atk - E: (100%)
Undead Elbow Macaroni - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk - E: (100%)

The Hedge Maze and Lair
Topiary Golem - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Shadow - 95 HP - 200 XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - 150 Init

The Hippy Camp
Crusty Hippy - 30 HP - 10.25 XP - 41 Def - 41 Atk - E: (100%)
Crusty Hippy Jewelry Maker - 30 HP - 10.25 XP - 41 Def - 41 Atk - E: (100%)
Crusty Hippy Vegan Chef - 30 HP - 10.25 XP - 41 Def - 41 Atk - E: (100%)
Dirty Hippy - 30 HP - 10 XP - 40 Def - 40 Atk - E: (100%)
Dirty Hippy Jewelry Maker - 30 HP - 10 XP - 40 Def - 40 Atk - E: (100%)
Dirty Hippy Vegan Chef - 30 HP - 10 XP - 40 Def - 40 Atk - E: (100%)
Filthy Hippy - 30 HP - 9.75 XP - 39 Def - 39 Atk - E: (100%)
Filthy Hippy Jewelry Maker - 30 HP - 9.75 XP - 39 Def - 39 Atk - E: (100%)
Filthy Hippy Vegan Chef - 30 HP - 9.75 XP - 39 Def - 39 Atk - E: (75%)

The Hole in the Sky
The Astronomer - 150 HP - 42 XP - 168 Def - 168 Atk

Male versions
The Hooded Warrior - 150 HP - 41.25 XP - 165 Def - 165 Atk - E: (50%)
Burrowing Bishop - 150 HP - 40.75 XP - 163 Def - 163 Atk - E: (50%)
The Pork Sword - 150 HP - 40.5 XP- 162 Def - 162 Atk - E: (50%)
The Junk - 150 HP - 40 XP - 159 Def - 160 Atk - E: (66%)
Skinflute - 150 HP - 39.5 XP - 158 Def - 158 Atk -E: (50%)
The Family Jewels - 150 HP - 39 XP - 156 Def - 156 Atk - E: (50%)
The Trouser Snake - 150 HP - 38.25 XP - 153 Def - 153 Atk - E: (50%)
Twig and Berries - 150 HP - 38 XP - 152 Def - 152 Atk - E: (50%)
One-Eyed Willie - 150 HP - 37.5 XP - 151 Def - 150 Atk - E: (50%)

Female versions
The Man In The Canoe - 150 HP - 41.25 XP - 165 Def - 165 Atk - E:
The Axe Wound - 150 HP - 40.75 XP - 163 Def - 163 Atk - E:
The Beaver - 150 HP - 40. XP - 162 Def - 162 Atk - E:
The Flange - 150 HP - 40 XP - 160 Def - 160 Atk - E:
The Camel's Toe - 150 HP - 39.5 XP - 158 Def - 158 Atk - E:
The Bush - 150 HP - 39 XP -156 Def - 156 Atk - E:
The Muff - 150 HP - 38.25 XP - 153 Def - 153 Atk - E:
The Honey Pot - 150 HP - 38 XP - 152 Def - 152 Atk - E:
The Box - 150 HP - 37.5 XP - 150 Def - 150 Atk - E:


The Icy Peak
Knott Yeti - 90 HP - 26.25 XP - 103 Def - 105 Atk - 60 Init - E: (100%)
Snow Queen - 70 HP - 26-26.25 XP - 104-105 Def - 104-105 Atk - E: - Physical Immune
Upgraded Ram - 95 HP - 26 XP - 104 Def - 104 Atk - ED:

The Icy Peak in the Recent Past
Emaciated Knott Yeti - 50 HP - 15 XP - 80 Def - 60 Atk
A Mob Penguin Thug - 80 HP - 23.75 XP - 95 Def - 95 Atk
A Mob Penguin Pasta Chef - 80 HP - 22.5 XP - 90 Def - 90 Atk
A Mob Penguin Soprano - 90 HP - 23.75 XP - 95 Def - 95 Atk

Itznotyerzitz Mine
7-Foot Dwarf (Moil) - 40 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk
7-Foot Dwarf (Royale) - 40 HP - 13.25 XP - 53 Def - 53 Atk
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman - 50 HP - 14.25 XP - 57 Def - 57 Atk

Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
Ninja Snowman - 70 HP - 21.25 XP - 85 Def - 85 Atk - E: (100%)
Ninja Snowman (Ricebowl) - 70 HP - 21.25 XP - 85 Def - 85 Atk - ED:
Ninja Snowman Janitor - 70 HP - 20 XP - 90 Def - 80 Atk - ED:
Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster - 80 HP - 22.5 XP - 90 Def - 90 Atk - ED:


The Misspelled Cemetary
Ghuol - 10 HP - 4.75 XP - 19 Def - 19 Atk - E: (100%)
Grave Rober - 12 HP - 5 XP - 22 Def - 20 Atk - EA: (100%)
Lihc - 11 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - ED: - EA: (75%) (25%)
Skleleton - 10 HP - 4.5 XP - 18 Def - 18 Atk - E: (100%)
Smart Skelton - 11 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - E: (100%)
Zmobie - 10 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - E: (100%)
Zobmie - 10 HP - 4.75 XP - 19 Def - 19 Atk - E: (100%)

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove
Sassy Pirate - 51 HP - 15.25 XP - 61 Def - 61 Atk
Shady Pirate - 57 HP - 16.75 XP - 67 Def - 67 Atk
Shifty Pirate - 59 HP - 17.25 XP - 69 Def - 69 Atk
Swarthy Pirate - 53 HP - 15.75 XP - 63 Def - 63 Atk
Smarmy Pirate - 55 HP - 16.25 XP - 65 Def - 65 Atk - E: (100%)

Belowdecks
Gaudy Pirate - 120 HP - 35 XP - 126 Def - 140 Atk
Grassy Pirate - 120 HP - 35 XP - 126 Def - 140 Atk
Groovy Pirate- 120 HP - 35 XP - 126 Def - 140 Atk
Gritty Pirate - 120 HP - 35 XP - 126 Def - 140 Atk
Grungy Pirate - 120 HP - 35 XP - 126 Def - 140 Atk

Poop Deck
Whiny pirate - 110 HP - 30 XP - 108 Def - 120 Atk
Witty pirate - 110 HP - 30 XP - 108 Def - 120 Atk
Warty pirate - 110 HP - 30 XP - 108 Def - 120 Atk
Wacky pirate - 110 HP - 30 XP - 108 Def - 120 Atk
Wealthy pirate - 110 HP - 30 XP - 108 Def - 120 Atk

Barrrney's Barrr
Toothy Pirate - 75 HP - 20.75 XP - 85 Def - 83 Atk
Tipsy Pirate - 70 HP - 20 XP - 80 Def - 80 Atk
Tetchy Pirate - 72 HP - 20.75 XP - 84 Def - 83 Atk

Fc'le
Chatty Pirate - 100 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk
Creamy Pirate - 100 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk
Crusty Pirate - 100 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk
Clcingy Pirate - 100 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk
Curmudgeonly Pirate - 100 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk
Cleanly Pirate - 100 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk

The Orcish Frat House
Orcish Frat Boy (French Maid) - 30 HP - 10.25 XP - 41 Def - 41 Atk 50 50 - E: (75%)
Orcish Frat Boy (Sorority Orcs) - 30 HP - 9.75 XP - 39 Def - 39 Atk - E: (100%)
Orcish Frat Boy (Paddling) - 30 HP - 10 XP - 40 Def - 40 Atk - E: (100%)

The Palindome
Bob Racecar - 139 HP - 34.5 XP - 145 Def - 138 Atk
Drab Bard - 170 HP - 34 XP - 138 Def - 136 Atk
Evil Olive - 140 HP - 36.25 XP - 145 Def - 145 Atk
Flock of Stab-Bats - 155 HP - 38.75 XP - 148 Def - 155 Atk
Racecar Bob - 139 HP - 36 XP - 138 Def - 144 Atk
Taco Cat - 145 HP - 34.75 XP - 146 Def - 139 Atk
Tan Gnat - 128 HP - 34 XP - 142 Def - 136 Atk
Dr. Awkward - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk


The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Burly Sidekick - 100 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk
Irritating Series of Random Encounters - 110 HP - 26.25 XP - 105 Def - 105 Atk
MagiMechTech MechaMech - 100 HP - 30 XP - 120 Def - 120 Atk
Protagonist - 80 HP - 25 XP - 100 Def - 100 Atk
Quiet Healer - 90 HP - 23.75 XP - 95 Def - 95 Atk
Spunky Princess - 75 HP - 22.5 XP - 89 Def - 90 Atk

The Road to White Citadel
Angry Raccoon Puppet - 20 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Business Hippy - 25 HP - 7.5 XP - 38 Def - 38 Atk - E: (100%)
eXtreme Sports Orcs - 30 HP - 7.5 XP - 38 Def - 38 Atk - E: (100%)

The Sleazy Back Alley
Big Creepy Spider - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk
Completely Different Spider - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk
Rushing Bum - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk
Drunken Half-Orc Hobo - 1 HP - .25 XP - 1 Def - 1 Atk - E: (100%)

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South of the Border
Angry Pinata - 20 HP - 5.5 XP - 22 Def - 22 Atk
Handsome Mariachi - 15 HP - 5 XP - 17 Def - 20 Atk
Irate Mariachi - 17 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk
Mariachi Calavera - 30 HP - 5.5 XP - 22 Def - 22 Atk
Raging Bull - 20 HP - 6.25 XP - 25 Def - 25 Atk

The Spectral Pickle Factory
Carnivorous Dill Plant - 180 HP - 50 XP - 200 Def - 200 Atk
Ghostly Pickle Factory Worker - 180 HP - 50 XP - 200 Def - 200 Atk - E:
Vine Gar - 180 HP - 50 XP - 200 Def - 200 Atk

Spookyraven Manor
The Haunted Kitchen
Paper Towelgeist - 6 HP - 1 XP - 4 Def - 4 Atk
Possessed Silverware Drawer - 6 HP - 1.25 XP - 4 Def - 5 Atk
Demonic Icebox - 5 HP - 1.25 XP - 5 Def - 4 Atk
Zombie Chef - 4 HP - 1.25 XP - 5 Def - 5 Atk
Skullery Maid - 4 HP - 1 XP - 4 Def - 3 Atk

Haunted Billiards Room
Chalkdust Wraith - 10 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - ED: Physical Immune
Pooltergeist - 25 HP - 5 XP - 18 Def - 20 Atk

The Haunted Conservatory
Anglerbush - 10 HP - 1.75 XP - 9 Def - 7 Atk
Confused Goth Music Student - 9 HP - 2.25 XP - 9 Def - 9 Atk
Man-Eating Plant - 10 HP - 1.75 XP - 9 Def - 7 Atk
Skeletal Hamster - 7 HP - 2 XP - 8 Def - 8 Atk - ED:
Skeletal Cat - 8 HP - 2.25 XP - 9 Def - 9 Atk - ED:
Skeletal Monkey - 8 HP - 2.25 XP - 9 Def - 9 Atk - ED:

Haunted Gallery
Cubist Bull - 110 HP - 26.25 XP - 105 Def - 105 Atk
Guy With A Pitchfork, And His Wife - 120 HP - 27.5 XP - 110 Def - 110 Atk
Empty Suit Of Armor - 120 HP - 28.75 XP - 115 Def - 115 Atk - ED:
Knight (Snake) - 130 HP - 28.75 XP - 115 Def - 115 Atk
Knight (Wolf) - 130 HP - 28.75 XP - 115 Def - 115 Atk

The Haunted Library
Banshee Librarian - 69 HP - 14.25 XP - 52 Def - 57 Atk - ED:
Bookbat - 55 HP - 12.75 XP - 49 Def - 51 Atk
Writing Desk - 62 HP - 13.25 XP - 57 Def - 53 Atk

Haunted Bathroom
Claw-Foot Bathtub - 110 HP - 22.5 XP - 100 Def - 90 Atk
Malevolent Hair Clog - 95 HP - 23.75 XP - 90 Def - 95 Atk - ED:
Toilet Papergeist- 115 HP - 22 XP - 100 Def - 88 Atk - ED:

Haunted Ballroom
Floating Platter Of Hors D'oeuvres - 120 HP - 27.5 XP - 110 Def - 110 Atk - ED:
Ghastly Organist - 120 HP - 27.5 XP - 110 Def - 110 Atk
Tapdancing Skeleton - 120 HP - 27.5 XP - 110 Def - 110 Atk - ED:
Zombie Waltzers - 120 HP - 27.5 XP - 110 Def - 110 Atk - ED:

Haunted Bedroom
Animated Nightstand (Mahogany) - 170 HP - 40.5 XP - 166 Def - 162 Atk
Animated Nightstand (White) - 180 HP - 39.75 XP - 171 Def - 159 Atk
Jilted Mistress - 145 HP - 41 XP - 155 Def - 164 Atk - ED:

The Spooky Forest
Bar - 5 HP - .75 XP - 3 Def - 3 Atk
Triffid - 6 HP - 1.25 XP - 5 Def - 5 Atk
Warwelf - 2 HP - 1 XP - 3 Def - 4 Atk
Wolfman - 2 HP - .75 XP - 3 Def - 3 Atk
Spooky Mummy - 3 HP - .75 XP - 4 Def - 3 Atk - E: (100%)
Spooky Vampire - 2 HP - .75 XP - 4 Def - 3 Atk - E: (66.6%)

The Typical Tavern
Drunken Rat - 8 HP - 2.5 XP - 11 Def - 10 Atk

The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm
1335 HaXx0r - 71 HP - 20.25 XP - 73 Def - 81 Atk
Anime Smiley - 67 HP - 19.25 XP - 69 Def - 77 Atk
Flaming Troll - 73 HP - 20.75 XP - 75 Def - 83 Atk
Lamz0r N00b - 69 HP - 19.75 XP - 71 Def - 79 Atk
Me4t BegZ0r - 77 HP - 21.75 XP - 78 Def - 87 Atk
XXX pr0n - 68 HP - 18.75 XP - 67 Def - 75 Atk
Spam Witch - 75 HP - 21.25 XP - 85 Def - 85 Atk
Rampaging Adding Machine - 70 HP - 20 XP - 72 Def - 80 Atk
Some Bad ASCII Art - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Whitey's Grove
Knight in White Satin - 21 HP - 7-8 XP - 37 Def - ?? Atk
White Chocolate Golem - 21 HP - 8.75 XP - 36 Def - 35 Atk
White Lion - 21 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Whitesnake - 21 HP - 8.75 XP - 34 Def - 35 Atk



Muscle Sign Areas
Bugbear Pens
An Angry Bugbear - 12 HP - 3.75 XP - 15 Def - 15 Atk
A Bugged Bugbear - 14 HP - 4 XP - 18 Def - 16 Atk
Mad Bugbears - 13 HP - 4 XP - 17 Def - 16 Atk
A Revolting Bugbear - 10 HP - 3.25 XP - 13 Def - 13 Atk
A Revolving Bugbear 11 HP - 3.75 XP - 15 Def - 15 Atk
An Annoying Spooky Gravy Fairy - 20 HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk - E:

Spooky Gravy Barrow
Spooky Gravy Fairy Guard - 45 HP - 14 XP - 54 Def - 56 Atk - E:
Spooky Gravy Fairy Ninja - 55 HP - 16.25 XP - 65 Def - 65 Atk - E:
Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock - 50 HP - 15 XP - 60 Def - 60 Atk - E:
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies - 82 HP - 18.75 XP - 75 Def - 75 Atk - E:

Myst Sign Areas
Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
Axe Handle - 3 HP - 1 XP - 3 Def - ?? Atk
Cloud of Disembodied Whiskers - 3 HP - 1 XP - 3 Def - ?? Atk
Poutine Oooze - 3 HP - 1 XP - 2 Def - ?? Atk
Forest Spirit - 3 HP - 1 XP - 2 Def - ?? Atk

Camp Logging Camp
Decent Lumberjack - 35 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Lumberjack Supervisor - 40 HP - 10 XP - 40 Def - 40 Atk
Lumberjill - 36 HP - 9 XP - 36 Def - 36 Atk
Lumberjuan - 35 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk

Moxie Sign Areas
Thugnderdome
Gnarly Gnome - 35 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Gnasty Gnome - 35 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Gnefarious Gnome - 35 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Gnomester Blomester - 35 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Gnu Jack Gnome - 35 HP - 8.75 XP - 35 Def - 35 Atk
Vicious Gnauga - 40 HP - 11.25 XP - 45 Def - 45 Atk


Ultra Rare Monsters
Hockey Elemental- 13 XP - 74
Baiowulf - 34-42HP - 6.25? XP - 25? Def - 25? Atk
Hypnotist of Hey-Deze - 75-85 HP - 12.5 XP - 50 Def - 50 Atk
Infinite Meat Bug - 49? HP - 11.25 XP - 45 Def - 45 Atk
Crazy Bastard - 25HP - 5 XP - 20 Def - 20 Atk
Count Bakula - 52-70 HP - 20? - 80? Def - 80? Atk
The Master Of Thieves - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk


Please note that due to the nature of Ultra-rare monsters, this information is an estimate at best (based from last April Fool's). The monsters are also left out of their location on purpose, just so the safe Area values are not skewed.

Other/miscellaneous Monsters
Cleesh monsters
Frog - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Newt - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Salamander - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Giant Sandworm - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk


Monsters of Interest
This is a small listing of monsters that are a bit different than most, and need a little bit explained about them.

Status-attacks
These monsters, when they attack and succesfully hit you, have a chance of inflicting a status on you. Wearing a Giant Pinky Ring will reduce this chance by 75%. If you already have a status effect, you won't get any extra turns of it when you get attacked by a monster. The numbers in brackets are my rough estimates of the chances for an attack to give you a negative status.

Poison (10 Turns): Spectral Jellyfish (27%) , Big Creepy Spider, Completely Different Spider, Swarm of Killer Bees (30%), Mayonnaise Wasp, Whitesnake and Disease in the Box.
Teleportis (5 Turns): Quantum Mechanic (10%)
Confused: (10 Turns): Mind Flayer (40%)

Counter-attacks
These monsters, when hit with a melee attack, have a chance of giving you a nasty status effect in retaliation. Wearing a Giant Pinky Ring will reduce this chance by 75%. To avoid this, try attacking with Items or Skills (but not Melee skills).

Apathy (10 Turns): Apathetic Lizardman
Corroded-weapon (5 Turns): Acid Blob (56%)


Scaling monsters
Some monsters will not have a set Attack or Defense, they will instead have their stats scaled to yours. The exact mechanic is unknown, but generally their Attack will be your Moxie + x, their Defense will be your Muscle + x, and their HP is your HP + x.
Scaling monsters are un-affected by increases in ML. The monsters are have this effect are: Baron Von Ratsworth, Crimbo Factory Elves (currently extinct), Reindeer (currently extinct), Feast of Boris monsters, and the Naughty Sorceress herself.

MP Suck!
The Boss Bat, like the NS, has the ability to drain MP from you. He also turns the drained MP into HP for him, and he can go beyond his original starting HP value if he drains too much. The MP drain will take place of his normal attack.


Deleveller/Stunner List

This is a list of all the combat items/skills that can delevel (also known as debuff) or Stun a monster during combat. Note that delevelling during combat will not affect a monster's HP, or the XP it gives upon defeat.
Listed is how much each thing decreases monster level, and any additional effects. Stun % is the chance that the item will stop a monster from attacking that round, and Fail % is the chance the item will not work (and be consumed in the process).
Stun and Fail % are only approximations, and may not be fully correct, and some items may be less accurate due to lower sample size (see below chart)

7-Foot Dwarf Mattock = -8-16 per hit (NOT multipled by TS/LTS)
Barbed-Wire Fence = -1-7 ML, 36% Stun
Barrrnacle = -1 ML every 4 Pounds, may not activate at start of battle.
Cocoabo's Confusion = -ML = (Weight +1)/3, Limit Break Appears to double the result.
Chaos Butterfly = -16 to +17 Attack or Defense
Cloaca-cola Grenade = -2 Attack, 45-65 Damage
Dyspepsi-cola Grenade = -2 Attack, 45-65 Damage
Disco Eye-Poke = -1 ML, 1-3 Damage
Disco Dance of Doom = -3 ML, 4-6 Damage
Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo = -5 ML, 8-10 Damage
Disco Face Stab = -7 ML, 15-18 Damage
Disease = -2 ML, 48% Stun
Entangling Noodles = -6 Attack, 50% Stun
Kite = -12 ML, 100% Stun, 25% Fail
Knob Goblin stink bomb = -3 ML, 55% Stun
NPZR's Toast Attack = 100% Stun
Off-white plastic oyster egg = -7 ML, 50% stun
Plot Hole = -3-4 ML, 20-25 Damage, 66% Stun
Procrastination potion = 100% Stun, 25% Fail
Shaving Cream = -2-3 ML, 79% Stun
Spider web = -2 Attack, 58% Stun
Top = -6 ML
Vial of patchouli oil = -4 ML, 45% Stun
Wussiness Potion = -5 ML, 50% Stun
Yak Whip = -2-4 per hit (NOT multipled by TS/LTS)
Unionise the Elves Sign = -5-10 per hit (NOT multipled by TS/LTS)

(Sample sizes used to obtain rates)
100 for Shaving cream. 50 for Plot Hole. 107 for Disease. 25 for Kite. 104 for Spider Web. 100 for Vial. 100 for Wussines. 100 for Barbed Fence. 100 for Stink bomb. 10 for off-white plastic oyster egg



Battle Mechanics
This section will detail a few formulas and other things about how Combat works. Credit and thanks go to Crawly for most of this information

Hit -rate
Hit -rate is determined by comparing your 'Attack' stat to the monsters Defense, and the differential determines the hit-rate. Your Attack stat depends on what weapon/skills you've got, its just a name for whatever stat you're using to attack with. If you attack with Melee weapons, your Muscle is used. Attacking with Ranged weapons, Moxie is used. Attacking with Staves when you have either Spirit of Rigatoni or Special Sauce Glove, Mysticality is used.
Monsters just use their Attack stat. Your Defense is just your Moxie. This formula can be used both ways, for attacking and being attacked. Note that this formula assumes a linear scale, and is an approximation, some variance may apply.

Formula
( (Your Attack- Monster Defense) / 18 ) * 100 + 50 = %

So, we might have for example 154 Muscle, fighting something with 150 Defense.

( (154 - 150) / 18 ) * 100 + 50 = 72.2222 %

This formula assumes a scale of 18 points between 0% and 100% hit-rate.
When Attack = Defense, there is a 50% hit-rate. Every 1 point of Attack above Defense gives another 1/18, or 5.56% chance to hit. The same goes for the opposite, each 1 point less means 1/18 or 5.56% less chance. Thus, having 9 more Moxie than an opponent's Attack will give you a 0% chance of being hit.


Damage

These two formulae are for player damage to monsters.

Melee weapons
10-20% of Weapon Damage + (Player Muscle - Monster Defense) +/- Melee Damage + Elemental Damage = Total Damage

Note that when using TS/LTS/LS, everything except the (Player Muscle - Monster Defense) and Elemental part is tripled, and not the Total Damage. Elemental damage will be doubled or reduced to 1, depending on the monster's resistances/weaknesses.

Ranged Weapons
10-20% of Weapon Damage + (1/2*Player Muscle - Monster Defense) +/- Melee Damage + Elemental Damage = Total Damage

The Ranged Weapon damage is just the same, except using half your Muscle.


The following formula is the Monster damage formula, used to figure out how badly you're going to be hurt.

Monster Attack
(Monster Attack - Player Moxie) + 100-125% of Monster XP = Total Damage

If you have the Hero of the Halfshell skill and are wearing a shield, Muscle is used instead of Moxie. The Total damage is then reduced by your level of DA and Elemental resistance. Its not currently known where Damage Reduction from Shields or Skin of the Leatherback come in.

Criticals and Fumbles
This section courtesy of Smidge. This is mostly in his words too

Critical hits
Base chance: 1/11 or 9.09% chance

Multipliers: Multiply the base critical hit chance by whatever number they say. Only the highest critical hit multiplier applies.

Eye of the Stoat: Adds an extra 1/22 chance of critical hit, or +4.54% chance.

Fumbles
Base chance: 1/22 or 4.54% chance.

Multipliers: Multiply base fumble rate. Probably work the same as critical hit multipliers.

Eye of the Stoat: Half fumble chance, meaning 1/44 or 2.27% chance.

Critical/Fumbe Damage

In the damage equation, the amount of damage you get from a weapon is 10%-(20% +1), and a Critical just doubles that roll. So an Asbestos Sword with a power of 100 would give 10-21 damage, on a critical, that would be 20-42. Note that TS and LTS will also triple this, so a TS Critical will be 40-84, and an LTS Critical will do 60-126.

Fumble damage is merely 1-10% Weapon Power.


Damage Absorption

Damage Absorption is how much damage is absorbed by your armour and any protection you have. Damage absorption is the total Power of your Armour + Pants + Shirt, and any +Damage Absorption effects/buffs or skills you have active.

Major thanks to Crawly for this formula, and Stoop and CDMoyer by extension.

Formula:


Table:
0, 10 absorption: no damage reduction
040: 10% reduction
090: 20% reduction
160: 30% reduction
250: 40% reduction
360: 50% reduction
490: 60% reduction
640: 70% reduction
810: 80% reduction
1000 (or more - this is the cap): 90% reduction


Initiative (work in progress)
(This section is currently still under work, but this is what is known so far. This section in N3RD's words)

Each monster in the kingdom has an associated initiative value. This value is constant each time we encounter that monster. It is in fact affected by monster level according to the equation below.

Whether or not you get the jump on a monster is influenced by your raw mainstat. Apparently buffing your mainstat has no effect whatsoever on initiative.

The Zodiac sign Wallaby though long rumored to increase initiative does not in fact do so.

Only items or skills that boost initiative itself will affect your chance to run away. Having enough mainstat to always get the jump will not guarantee your ability to run away.

167 in your mainstat is enough to always get the jump on yetis. +60% initiative and 0 mainstat is also enough to always get the jump on yetis. This implies that you have a base 40% chance of getting the jump on the yetis and increasing the odds of that varies according to the following equation. The init value for yetis is 60.

The equation for calculating the chance of you getting initiative is currently believed to be.

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Part 4 - NS13 Areas
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Hidden City
Ancient Protector Spirit - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - Physical Immune
Protector Spectre - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - Physical Immune
Boaraffe - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Pygmy Blowgunner - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Pygmy Assault Squad- ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Pygmy Headhunter - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar
Wine Racks
Possessed Wine Rack - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Skeletal Sommelier - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Summoning Chamber
Lord Spookyraven - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED: - EA (16.67%) EA (16.67%) EA (16.67%) EA (16.67%) EA (16.67%)

The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
Giant Giant Giant Centipede - 142 HP - 35.5 XP - 138 Def - 142 Atk
Swarm of Fire Ants - 136 HP - 35.5 XP - 138 Def - 142 Atk - ED:
Plaque of Locusts - 140 HP - 33.5 XP - 138 Def - 134 Atk
Cactuary - 139 HP - 34.25 XP - 140 Def - 137 Atk
Rock Scorpion - 145 HP - 34.75 XP - 142 Def - 140 Atk

An Oasis
Blur - 141 HP - 34 XP - 140 Def - 136 Atk
Oasis Monster - 138 HP - 33 XP - 137 Def - 138 Atk
Rolling Stone - 135 HP - 34.25 XP - 140 Def - 137 Atk
Swarm of Scarab Beatles - 131 HP - 34 XP - 131 Def - 136 Atk

The Ancient Buried Pyramid
The Upper Chamber
Tomb Asp - 155 HP - 42.5 XP - 162 Def - 170 Atk
Tomb Rat - 175 HP - 40.25 XP - 165 Def - 161 Atk
Tomb Servant - 185 HP - 40 XP - 170 Def - 160 Atk

The Middle Chamber
Tomb Bat - 180 HP - 43.75 XP - 175 Def - 175 Atk
Iiti Kiti - 150 HP - 41.25 XP - 165 Def - 165 Atk
Tomb Servant - 185 HP - 40 XP - 170 Def - 170 Atk

The Lower Chamber
Ed the Undying (1) - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Ed the Undying (2) - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Ed the Undying (3) - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Ed the Undying (4) - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Ed the Undying (5) - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Ed the Undying (6) - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Ed the Undying (7) - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Black Forest
Black Adder - 124 HP - 32.25 XP - 115 Def - 129 Atk
Black Knight - 135 HP - 30.75 XP - 112 Def - 123 Atk
Black Panther - 128 HP - 33.25 XP - 113? Def - 133 Atk
Black Widow - 120 HP - 33 XP - 111? Def - 132 Atk
Blackberry Bush - 136 HP - 31.5 XP - 115? Def - 126 Atk

Hippy Camp (War-time)
Orcish Frat Boy Spy - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
War Hippy Drill Sergeant - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
War Hippy (Space) Cadet - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
Cavewomyn Hippy - 260 HP - 62.5 XP - 207 Def - 250 Atk
Caveman Hippy - 280 HP - 60 XP - 216 Def - 240 Atk
Sabre-toothed Ferret - 200 HP - 62.5 XP - 198 Def - 250 Atk

Frat House (War-time)
War Hippy Spy - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
War Pledge - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Frat Warrior drill sergeant - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Themthar Hills
Firty Thieving Brigand - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

McMillicancuddy's Farm
The Pond
Frozen Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Figure Skating Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Back 40
Fire-Breathing Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Scorched Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Other Back 40
Greasy Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Granary
Rotund Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Barn
Generic Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Bog
Rattlin' Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Swanp Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Family Plot
Vampire Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Zombie Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Shady Thicket
Drunk Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Mean Drunk Duck - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

The Organic Orchard
The Hatching Chamber
Larval Filthworm - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:

The Feeding Chamber
Filthworm Drone - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:

The Guards' Chamber
Filthworm Royal Guard - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:

The Filthworm Queen's Chamber
Queen Filthworm - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:

Sonafa Beach
Lobsterfrogman - 190 HP - 42.75 XP - 169 Def - 171 Atk

The Junkyard
Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
A.M.C. Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Erudite Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Vegetable Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Batwinged Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Over Where the Old Tires Are
A.M.C. Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Vegetable Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Batwinged Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
A.M.C. Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Batwinged Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Spider Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Out By that Rusted-Out Car
A.M.C. Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Erudite Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Vegetable Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Spider Gremlin - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk

Post-war
Spider gremlin - 170 HP - 43 XP - 168 Def - 172 Atk
A.M.C. gremlin- 170 HP - 42.5 XP - 170 Def - 172 Atk
Batwinged gremlin- 170 HP - 42.25 XP - 171 Def - 169 Atk
Erudite gremlin- 170 HP - 42.75 XP - 169 Def - 171 Atk
Vegetable gremlin- 170 HP - 42 XP - 172 Def - 198 Atk

The Battlefield
Frat Boy Army
Beer Bongadier - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
Sorority Nurse - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
Sorority Operator - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat 110th Infantryman - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat 151st Infantryman - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Wartender - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Grill Sergeant - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Kegrider - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
Elite Beer Bongadier - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
Naughty Sorority Nurse - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
Heavy Kegtank - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
Panty Raider Frat Boy - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Elite 110th Captain - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat 151st Captain - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Elite 500th Captain - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Elite Wartender - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Mobile Grill Unit - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Frat Streaker - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Brutus, the Toga-Clad Lout- ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Danglin' Chad - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Next Generation Frat Boy - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
The Man - 2000 HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:

Hippy Army
Bailey's Beetle - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Green Ops Soldier - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Airborne Commander - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Baker - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Dread Squad - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Elder Shaman - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Elite Rigger - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Fire Spinner - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy F.R.O.G. - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Green Gourmet - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Homeopath - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Infantryman - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Rigger - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Shaman - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Sky Captain - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
War Hippy Windtalker - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative- ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Glass of Orange Juice - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Neil- ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Slow Talkin' Elliot - ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
Zim Merman- ?? HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk
The Big Wisniewski - 2000 HP - ?? XP - ?? Def - ?? Atk - ED:
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[redpot]

what does familiar curse do, anyway?
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redpot (#206541)

[Kittiwake]

I think its just a flat -5 to Familiar Level.

It would be easy to test with a 10 Pound Ballon Monkey though.
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[Boopy]

Yay, the prize!

The familiar curse, it's just -5, really? Is that yet another reason why the dodecapede is just so very handy against the Sorceress?

[Kittiwake]

Do you really think Jick wouldn't have coded an exception for that thing? =p

It might even be something else like reduced activation rates or lower hit rates/damage or something. I should ask AT to have a look at that as well...
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[Sevy]

got hit by MagiMechTech MechaMech with 134 moxie and MCD set to 5.

[redpot]

Someone see if a /dev team member knows
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redpot (#206541)

[Kittiwake]

The chances of a dev member willingly telling some random guy the mechanics behind the game is rather.... meh, it just won't happen.

If they did, i would have bribed one to give me complete monster stats for everything by now =p
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[redpot]

[redpot]

I'm doing fine at 65 moxie for the fruit golem in the menegarie lvl 1
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redpot (#206541)

[Kittiwake]

You might, but someone else isn't. I got a reporting at 65.

So, you do still have a 5.56% chance to get hit, even though it may not seem like it.

I always used to be fine at the Boss Bat with 35, and thats a whopping 50% chance to be hit. RNG is funny.
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[PatMcRotch]

82 moxie on my multi, got hit by a conjoined zmombie.
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[abjr]

I got hit today by a shifty pirate at 81 moxie. I had the MCD set to 6 so the shifty pirate's moxie must be greater than 75.

[Borley]

A definate hit by a Crusty Hippy Vegan Chef with 56 mox at MC6, no fumble involved.

[poakie]

I got hit at all these values in DeGrassi Knoll:

Gnollish Sorceress
15 Moxie

Gnollish Gearhead
15 Moxie

Guard Bugbear
16 Moxie

Gnollish Piebaker
16 Moxie

one-eyed Gnoll
16 Moxie

Gnollish Plungermaster
17 Moxie

Gnollish Crossdresser
17 Moxie

[Kittiwake]

Yay, new content, and new monsters!

Go my minions! Go and fetch me values and numbers and stuff!

I'll even have some more prizes, which i promise not to forget about and go off on another HCO. Really, i won't forget. >.>

Oh, and PLEASE remember today and tomorrow are Muscle Days, so take that into account.
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[Sevy]

Just got xp values, assuming the 50% from muscle day rounds up:

Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform)
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Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer: 6 xp
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier: 6 xp
Cloaca-Cola Soldier: 6 xp

Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform)
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Dyspepsi-Cola General: 6 xp
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight: 6 xp
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier: 6 xp

[Kittiwake]

Okay, thanks a bunch Sevy. You can expect something in about a week or two >.>

Now, there is just the Penguins to go now.
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[Sevy]

The Icy Peak in the Recent Past
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emaciated Knott Yeti: 12 xp
A Mob Penguin Thug: 19 xp
A Mob Penguin Pasta Chef: 18 xp
A Mob Penguin Soprano: 19 xp

[redpot]

penguins require as much moxie as the icy peak, I'm guessing
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redpot (#206541)

[Jaydub]

The penguins seemed to be around 18 XP, but it was hard to tell for sure because it was muscle day. Emaciated Yetis are lower. I'll try to check again and be more precise.
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-hc4l

[PatMcRotch]

Hit by a mech at 135 moxie, with MCD 6, so new moxie should be 130.
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[Sevy]

Slick Lihc hit me at 66 moxie.

[Kittiwake]

Sevy, thanks again. I'll try and look around to double-check as well, hopefully get some HP numbers as well. Thanks too Jaydub.
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Sir, I just have to point out that you smell.
No. Yes. Sorry. I'll shut up.

[PatMcRotch]

[Jaydub]

I found these values by fighting without a weapon and with different combinations of flaming talons and symphony and counting damage needed.

Emaciated yeti: 49-52 HP (Probably 50)
Mob penguin pasta chef: 79-84 HP (Probably 80)
Mob penguin thug: 79-80HP (Probably 80)
Mob penguin soprano: 89-90 HP (probably 90)
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-hc4l

[abjr]

I got hit by a Meat BegZ0r at 104 moxie with the MCD=8 so the Meat BegZ0r must have more than 96 moxie.